PLEASE STAND BY
LETTUCE.EXE broadcasts in 320×200 CGA.
That is a landscape signal.
Rotate your device, Inspector.
Tournez votre appareil, Inspecteur.
Three hundred and twenty pixels of 1987, driven by a left click, a right click, and five verb keys. A finger cannot smell anything.
Come back at a desk. The lettuce is patient.
Revenez avec une souris. La laitue est patiente.